Not Cool

It's easy to look past a lot of things when you're in love, but Megan Fox avoiding this fat kid like the Black Death because he wanted to give her a flower is pretty lame. Especially when he probably used all of his Twinkie money. I realize there's a lot of competition out there for Megan Fox right now, and this guy was just trying to impress. You can't hate him for that. You can hate me though. I'm used to it. I'm highly competitive in the phone sex circuit myself, so I tend to have jealously follow me wherever I go. Dude, look, yes, I made your fiancee strap her phone to her head last night and use eight fingers after you took her out to dinner. Sorry man, but I think you might be misdirecting your anger here.